A little background...

Name: moktoman (real name concealed to protect from possible humiliation)
Age: Born in 1984, do the math.
Hobbies: God, basketball, computers, video games, watching/making movies, surfing the net, to name a few.
Work: A "candy store" famous for its "gourmet" jelly beans. hint, hint.
Goals: achieve world peace, become famous yet humble, yada yada yada... rule the internet...yada yada... plus other stuff...

And with that out of the way, let the chaos begin...